The Infamous Middle Finger

How to have sex

  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala - Arctic Monkeys


The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala - Suck It and See - Arctic Monkeys - Alex Turner

"Just when things are getting complicated
In the eye of the storm
She flicks a red hot revelation
Off the tip of her tongue
It does a dozen summersaults
And leaves you supercharged
Makes me wanna blow the candles out
Just to see if you glow in the dark”


things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it


(Source: fishingboatstops)